[ 08-17-03 ] [ 8:59 a.m.]
[ Harvick is a knob, etc, etc ]

Can someone please get me anti-bitch lessons?

Kevin Harvick is a fucking knob.

And now, for fun, I've compiled my top fifteen favorite NASCAR Winston Cup drivers:

1) Tony Stewart (umm... duh?)

2) Bobby Labonte (Tony's one true soulmate...)

3) Terry Labonte (cool old guys rule!)

4) Robby Gordon (that, my friends, is a real shocker, considering a few weeks ago I was calling him a knob.)

5) Michael Waltrip (cos he's funny.)

6) Jimmy Spencer (cos he's funny and he's chubby.)

7) Rusty Wallace (I think he's senile... but he's cool. And he's anti-Jeffy.)

8) Kenny Wallace (ahh, NASCAR's reigning acts-like-an-idiot-to-be-funny-and-is.)

9) Bill Elliott (how can you not love the way he talks??)

10) Matt Kenseth (yes, that Matt Kenseth. He is from Wisconsin.)

11) Dale Junior (because he's Tony's friend.)

12) Ryan Newman (has no neck, but can admittedly drive.)

13) Steve Park (is adorable. :D)

14) Ward Burton (another one that you have to love the way he talks.)

15) Elliott Sadler (the candy man!)

Top 15 NASCAR W.C. Drivers I HATE Dislike Immensely:

1) Todd Bodine (the cueball headed fool should be shot.)

2) Kevin Harvick (is really stuck up. And how hard is it for you to pass a car that's OUT OF GAS??!!)

3) Jeff Gordon (okay, enough whining, Jeffy! No one cares!)

4) Jimmie Johnson (look at me, everyone! I'm Jeffy's clone! *dances off to sing Jeffy's praises*)

5) Jeff Green (maybe it's not him I hate. Maybe it's just whoever at DEI decided to give him Stevey's ride.)

6) Kurt Busch (I used to like him. But now I just think he has a smart mouth and has a lot to learn about racing.)

7) Jeremy Mayfield (the epitome of annoyingness.)

8) Mike Skinner (I would dearly love to punch him.)

9) Larry Foyt (what are you doing racing Winston Cup anyway?? Go back to the Indy lights where you know you belong.)

10) Greg Biffle (is in love with Matt Kenseth... ew ew ew.. and not to mention he's annoying. Why do all the NASCAR drivers I don't like always get in fights with each other???)

11) Ricky Rudd (it's over, old man. Go home.)

12) Christian Fittipaldi (like Foyt, see #9, you don't belong in Winston Cup racing!)

13) Derrike Cope (you can't drive anymore, and you won the Daytona 500 on a fluke. Go away.)

I can't think of any more. Because everyone else I'm okay with.

Okay.. Now that I did that lovely little piece of listmaking, I can delve into an actual entry.

Kevin Harvick is a knob. He is so ungrateful!! He just bothers the snot outta me!! He wins a fricking Busch race on complete luck and then acts like he was all the best and whatever. We all know Tony Stewart had the dominant car, so let's just say "SCREW YOU!" to Mr. Stuck-Up Happy Harvick. I feel really bad for his wife. Doesn't she ever get sick of him being stuck up??

Errrgh!

Alright, I'm done. I'm going to read Seabiscuit now, so leave me alone!

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